Men are interesting creatures. They can be so adorable and sweet, you don’t even know what to do with them. They can be thoughtful and caring in ways that make you fall so hard, you’re not sure which way is up. Quite simply, it’s in the female nature to love men.
Men and women are clearly very different, however; ladies often want things from men they aren’t willing to give in return. This is frustrating, since we’re the ones having sex with them, right? Like the saying goes, “A good man is hard to find.” Preach. Real talk: Men drive women crazy most of the time — and not in the “You Drive Me Crazy” sense that Queen Brit has been telling us for years.
I mean you drive me crazy in the “why are you the way you are?” and “why do you think that’s okay?” kind of way. So many guys do things women not only hate but also don’t understand. Between dad jeans and weirdly misogynistic attitudes, there are certain things that make us girls want to run away and never come back. Here are 13 things men do that make ladies secretly hate them:
1. “Just the tip”
We’ve all been there: You’re getting all hot and heavy with a cute guy, but you’re not ready to “go all the way.” So, he pleads with you, “Come on, just the tip!” Excuse me, sir? Just the tip? No! If your business makes contact with my business, — if there is penetration at all — that is sex. And, please stop making us feel like uptight assh*les from not allowing this to happen.
2. Texting to say “What’s up?” and then not responding for three hours
Why did you start a conversation with me if you don’t plan to text me back? If you don’t have time to talk, don’t bother texting me. If you do this, I’ll assume you’re playing some kind of game because overthinking is what women do. Just be respectful and mindful that we deserve responses, especially if you’re the one who initiated the correspondence in the first place.
3. Not changing their sheets regularly
What is it with guys not changing their sheets regularly and also thinking it’s okay to re-wear socks? (See also: overdoing it with the cologne.) You smell like a Russian bathhouse, dude. Take a shower.